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Impregnated female mice, when exposed to a foreign male mouse (i.e. not the baby daddy) will spontaneously stimulate what scientists refer to as “pregnancy disruption”- that’s good old fashioned self-induced abortion to you and me. Moreover, this phenomenon can occur when the pregers mouse simply smells another dude mouse’s urine. This either proves that chicks really are opportunistic she-devils or that my piss smells way better than I think. Either way I feel much worse-off for knowing this.
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I'm Shane's daughter, Elaine. Shane committed suicide 4 years ago. He was a jerk when he got drunk, but I love him anyway.
wow.
I just realized I need to take more baths with hats on.
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