Impregnated female mice, when exposed to a foreign male mouse (i.e. not the baby daddy) will spontaneously stimulate what scientists refer to as “pregnancy disruption”- that’s good old fashioned self-induced abortion to you and me. Moreover, this phenomenon can occur when the pregers mouse simply smells another dude mouse’s urine. This either proves that chicks really are opportunistic she-devils or that my piss smells way better than I think. Either way I feel much worse-off for knowing this.
Mommy, why does Santa Claus keep instant messaging me? He says to visit him at his house in North Carolina, but I thought he lived at the North Pole. I’m scared.
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